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Peeps for my peeps


A box of Peeps Donuts from Dunkin'

A box of Peeps Donuts from Dunkin’

Although I’m known in the office for baking homemade treats like Chocolate Almond Lace Cookies at Christmastime, when I saw a Dunkin’ Donuts ad for Peeps Donuts, I knew I had to get them for my co-workers.

They were too over-the-top GAH Eastery to resist — doughnuts coated with pink or green icing and topped with a miniature marshmallowy Peep. Ha! Perfect for journalists who might need a little pick me-up. Something other than the usual Bourbon on the rocks that is.

The funny thing is, just looking at the Peeps donuts, I knew exactly what they were going to taste like —  sweet nothing, light sponges. And so NOT worth the calories.

A Peep in the hand is worth... about 75 cents.

A Peep in the hand is worth… about 75 cents.

My co-workers were amused. Some respectfully declined, but others enjoyed sampling a Peep-topped delicacy. Particularly Steve, who ate two. Steve’s a good guy and a good sport, and hopefully has a good digestive tract.

Steve eats a Peep.

Steve eats a Peep.

A few basic nutritional facts about Peeps Donuts:

Calories:                 310
Fat:                        15 g
Saturated Fat:         7 mg
Sugar:                    21 g

Simple enough, right?

Now, let’s check out the ingredients list for the Peeps Donut. Get ready. Hope you have all weekend….

Ingredients. Donut: Enriched Wheat Flour (Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, Palm Oil, Yeast Donut Concentrate [Soy Flour, Pregelatinized Wheat Starch, Salt, Whey (Milk), Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Nonfat Milk, Gum Blend (Cellulose, Guar, Acacia, Carrageenan, Xanthan), Sodium Caseinate (Milk), Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Eggs, Soybean Oil, Annatto (Color), Natural and Artificial Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Turmeric (Color)], Dextrose, Soybean Oil, Yeast, Mono and Diglycerides; Strawberry Flavored Icing: Sugar, Water, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and/or Cottonseed Oil, Contains 2% or less of: Maltodextrin, Dextrose, Soybean Oil, Corn Starch, Sodium Propionate and Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Salt, Titanium Dioxide (Color), Citric Acid, Polyglycerol Esters of Fatty Acids, Agar, Soy Lecithin (Emulsifier), Natural and Artificial Flavor, Red 40; Green Icing: [White Icing: Sugar, Water, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and/or Cottonseed Oil, Contains 2% or less: Maltodextrin, Dextrose, Soybean Oil, Corn Starch, Artificial Flavor, Salt, Titanium Dioxide (Color), Sodium Propionate and Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Citric Acid, Polyglycerol Esters of Fatty Acids, Agar, Soy Lecithin (Emulsifier); Green Coloring: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Glycerin, Modified Food Starch, Sugar, Carrageenan Gum, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid; May Contain FD&C Blue 1, FD&C Blue 2, FD&C Red 3, FD&C Red 40, FD&C Yellow 6, FD&C Yellow 5]. Topping May Include: Yellow Peep: Sugar, Corn Syrup, Gelatin, Contains less than 0.5% of the following ingredients: Yellow 5, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Natural Flavors, Carnauba Wax. Pink Peep: Sugar, Corn Syrup, Gelatin, Contains less than 0.5% of the following ingredients: Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Natural Flavors, Red 3, Carnauba Wax.

Holy guacamole! Lots of high fructose corn syrup, artificial flavorings, food colorings, and chemistry terminology. Also some carnauba wax in the Peeps, which I also use to keep my car shiny. Had no idea that wax was so versatile.

Them’s eats eh?

Need something to do with the extra Peeps from the doughnuts? Er, I mean “donuts.” And there will be extra Peeps. Dare you to eat a whole Peeps Donut in one sitting.

How about Peeps Jousting? Take a pair of Peeps, arm them with toothpick swords, and let them go to battle in the microwave.

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