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New England Praytriots: Tim Tebow


Tom and Tim. This is just wrong!

Tom and Tim, together at last. —South Florida Sports Network photo

Tim Tebow is joining the New England Patriots. Holy crap! Why New England, why?

Before anyone jumps down my throat, I am not a “Hater.” I have nothing against Mr. Tebow, his religion or his genuflecting showmanship. God love him. In fact, I think he’s kind of sweet and certainly harmless. But then again, so is my cat Minx, and she certainly shouldn’t be an NFL quarterback.

My issue with the divine Mr. Tebow is he is a quarterback who can’t throw. Yes he can run the ball, but that will only get you so far. Ask the Jets. He.can.not.pass.the.football.

Alright, everyone is saying calm down, Patricia. Bill Belichick knows what he’s doing, after all his nickname is the Douchebag Whisperer.

Hey now! I don’t think that’s a fair thing to call Tim Tebow! He’s not a DB!

But I get it. We gotta have some faith in our coach. He can work miracles with problem players. And the New England Praytriots might just need a miracle or two when it comes to solving a problem like Mr. T.

Tim Tebow and Tom Brady share a moment in 2011. —Aaron Ontiveroz,The Denver Post photo

Tim Tebow and Tom Brady share a moment in 2011. —Aaron Ontiveroz,The Denver Post photo

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2 thoughts on “New England Praytriots: Tim Tebow

  1. makes me wonder what’s up with Tom that they know or suspect that no one else knows. maybe we can talk to Yooouuuuk! and find out Wa up??

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